<!doctype html public "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> <html dir="ltr" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> <head> <title>Panic Buttons</title> <link rel="STYLESHEET" type="text/css" href="global.css" /> <script language="JavaScript" src="quantity.js" type="text/javascript"></script> <meta name="Description" content=Need an inexpensive Valentine or birthday gift? How about a gag gift for a frustrated computer user? Our red PANIC Buttons and green WhatEver keys are actual imprinted computer keys with adhesive backing. Great for gifts!"> </head> <body> <div id="content"> <div id="header"><img border="0" alt="" width="500" height="261" src="images/top-foreround.gif" /> <h2 id="menu"><a href="index.html"><img border="0" alt="Home" width="74" height="34" src="images/home.gif" /></a> &nbsp; <a href="about.html"><img border="0" alt="About Us" width="83" height="34" src="images/aboutus.gif" /></a> &nbsp; <a href="articles.html"><img border="0" alt="Articles" width="120" height="34" src="images/articles.gif" /></a> &nbsp; <a href="privacy.html"><img border="0" alt="Privacy Policy" width="112" height="34" src="images/privacy.gif" /></a> &nbsp; <a href="links.html"><img border="0" alt="Links" width="89" height="34" src="images/links.gif" /></a></h2> </div> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#000000"> <td style="PADDING-LEFT: 16px"><span class="header18">Great Computer Gag Gift!</span><br /><span class="header14">Novelty Computer Keys At Discount Prices</span><br /><br /><span class="white"><strong>Looking for a gag gift for a computer user? Stressed at work?<br />Solve your problems by pushing your very own <span style="COLOR: #ff0000">red PANIC button</span>.</strong></span><br />&nbsp;</td> <td valign="bottom"><img border="0" alt="" align="right" width="281" height="152" src="images/panic-button1.jpg" /></td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 16px"><h1 align="center"><br /><h1 align="center">Need a red Valentine gift? Buy a PANIC button and attach a card saying, "Don't Panic. I'll always love you!"</h1></h1><h1 align="center">Novelty PANIC button for computers. Lowest&nbsp;prices on the web.</h1><h1 align="center">Free Domestic Shipping</h1><h1 align="center">&nbsp;&nbsp;Order your fun, novelty computer&nbsp;key today!&nbsp;</h1><h1 align="center">&nbsp;</h1><h1 align="center">All novelty computer keys made in the USA.&nbsp;</h1><h1 align="center">&nbsp;&nbsp;<u><em>Most orders shipped within 24 hours.</em></u></h1><h1 align="center"></h1><h1 align="center">This <span style="COLOR: #ff0000">bright red</span>, actual computer key is imprinted with the word <strong><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">"PANIC"</span></strong>. Adhesive backing allows you to attach this novelty computer key to any object that brings you frustration. Most people put <b><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">PANIC</span></b> buttons on their keyboards, although we've received reports of <b><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">PANIC</span></b> buttons attached to co-worker's foreheads. A convent even ordered 10 <b><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">PANIC</span></b> buttons. <span style="COLOR: #ff0000">PANIC</span> buttons also make great gag gifts or&nbsp;trade show give-aways.<b>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All our products are the same price so you can mix and match for discount pricing!</b></h1></td> <td align="right"><img alt="" width="281" height="99" src="images/panic-button2.jpg" /></td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td align="center">&nbsp;<br /> <p class="normal"><b>You are probably wondering....<br />What other great novelty computer keys do you have?<br /><br />Good question.</b></p></td> <td align="right" style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: black 1px solid"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="8"> <tbody> <tr> <td><img border="0" width="46" height="25" src="images/lg.gif" /></td> <td><a href="order.php"><img border="0" alt="Click here to order your own Panic Button now!" width="155" height="74" src="images/order_panic.gif" /></a></td> </tr> </tbody> </table></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 16px"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <p style="PADDING-RIGHT: 36px" class="normal"><img alt="" width="157" height="161" style="FLOAT: left" src="images/anykey-button.gif" />&nbsp;<br />Has your computer screen ever told you, <b>"Push Any Key To Continue"</b>? You searched and searched, but just couldn't find that elusive <b>ANY KEY</b>. Well we have it. Another adhesive backed key, only this one is imprinted with <b>ANY KEY</b>. (Clever, isn't it?) Same price as the <b><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">PANIC</span></b> button,&nbsp;and you can mix and match to get the price discount. </p> <p style="PADDING-RIGHT: 36px" class="normal">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>Remember... Free Domestic Shipping!</strong></p> <div align="center"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="8"> <tbody> <tr> <td><a href="order.php"><img border="0" alt="Click here to order your own Any Key now!" width="155" height="74" src="images/order_anykey.gif" /></a></td> <td><img border="0" width="46" height="25" src="images/rg.gif" /></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 16px"> <tbody> <tr> <td>&nbsp;<br /> <div align="center"><span class="header18"><strong>New!</strong></span> </div> <p class="normal"><img alt="" width="145" height="146" style="FLOAT: right" src="images/whateverkey.jpg" />Getting tired of hearing co-workers (and teenagers) tell you "<span style="COLOR: #008000"><strong>What Ever</strong></span>"? Now you can reply by pushing your very own green <strong><span style="COLOR: #008000">WhatEver</span></strong> key. </p> <p class="normal">This green adhesive backed computer key is imprinted with the word "<span style="COLOR: #008000"><strong>WhatEver</strong></span>" in white lettering. Double-backed adhesive lets you attach the key to any keyboard or other item where you want to respond with "WhatEver". A fun novelty item. </p> <p class="normal">Same price as the <strong><span style="COLOR: #ff0000">Panic button</span></strong>, <strong>Any Key</strong> and <strong>Pencil Computer</strong> so you can mix and match!</p> <p class="normal">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<strong>Remember.. Free Domestic&nbsp;Shipping!</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <div align="center"><img border="0" align="middle" width="46" height="25" src="images/lg.gif" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="order.php"><img border="0" alt="Click here to order your own Whatever Key now!" align="middle" width="155" height="74" src="images/order_wekey.gif" /></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img border="0" align="middle" width="46" height="25" src="images/rg.gif" /> </div></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="PADDING-LEFT: 16px"> <tbody> <tr> <td colspan="2"><h4 style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #c0c0c0 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: #c0c0c0 1px solid; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #bebebe; MARGIN: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; BORDER-TOP: #c0c0c0 1px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: #c0c0c0 1px solid; PADDING-TOP: 5px">Pencil Computer:</h4> <p>&nbsp;</p> <div></div> <p align="center" class="normal"><b>This is the lowest cost PC (Pencil Computer) on the Planet!</b></p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p class="normal">This fun, novelty,&nbsp;#2 graphite pencil has printed "output" near the lead pointed part of the instrument and "delete" at the eraser end. The name Pencil Computer is printed in the middle. It is round, glossy white with black print.&nbsp;</p> <p class="normal">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<strong>Free Domestic Shipping!</strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p class="normal"><strong>You can brag that this "PC" is :</strong></p> <ul class="normal"> <li>Crash Proof</li> <li>Never gets Viruses, Spyware, or Pop-Ups</li> <li>Never needs to Reboot</li> <li>It has limitless memory (depending on the user!)</li> <li>It's Wireless Too!</li> </ul></td> <td><img alt="" width="376" height="147" style="FLOAT: right" src="images/pencil_large.jpg" /></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 16px"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <p class="normal">You can now afford to give anyone a "PC" who is worthy.<br />It is a quality and fun gift to give.</p> <p class="normal">&nbsp;<em><strong>Same price as our other products so you can mix and match for discount pricing!</strong></em></p></td> <td><img border="0" align="middle" width="46" height="25" src="images/lg.gif" /></td> <td nowrap="65535"><a href="order.php"><img border="0" alt="Click here to order your own Pencil Computer now!" width="155" height="74" src="images/order_pc.gif" /></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table border="0" cellspacing="10" cellpadding="0" width="100%" align="center"> <tbody> <tr> <td align="center"> <p>Questions? 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